The Road Trip!

Here are some I found NO LIES!

n California, no vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.

In Florida, if an elephant, goat or alligator is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

In Montana, it is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.

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In Oregon, a door on a car may not be left open longer than necessary.

In Tennessee, it is illegal shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.

Woa those are ish!

BF Unit-278 wrote:

n California, no vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.

l0l, had no idea!

Those are wierd laws.

BF Unit-278 wrote:

In Tennessee, it is illegal shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.

How many whales are you going to see anyway in Tennessee?

Exactly.

maybe they have large, wild imaginations...

they are not laws but they are funny things that take place only in america...can I post them here or do you want me to start another topic?

Okay, here are some funny jokes that I found.

Only in America, Do they have brail on the keys at a drive through bank.

Only in America do they have Caution, May cause drowsiness on sleeping pills.

Only in America do they have caution, mey be harmful to insects on bug spray.

Only in America do they have Chinese restraunts that serve mexican food.

Ok now things to do in an elevator when you are bored...

Stare at the person across from you with a Smile on your face, when they finally look at you point to your feet and say " I am wearing my new socks"

Hum loudly to the elevator music

Talk to the corner of the elevator

Scream at the top of your lungs..."GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!"

When you get to the top floor yell "AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN!!!"

okay now for some things that my friends and I made up for a scit that we did in my theater arts class...they are kinda random and are alot funnier when acted out by us...so just imagine, a tall kid with brown hair (that's me!!) , a short kid with long black hair, and a medium kid with short blondish hair, acting all this out...

Things to do on sincking cruise ship:
Play Ping Pong with your friends,

Pay off your credit card bills (holy crap $3,000 for a cruise? when the heck did we do that?)

Sing "rock the boat"

Go scuba diving with the sharks

throw Old people overboard (Old geezer voice) "oh the last boat Thank goodness I thought that...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

cry about losing your balloon

and lastly...

run around in circles screaming "I DON"T WANT TO DIE"


my favorite muffin joke:

there are two muffins in an oven,
one of the muffins says "god it's hot in here..."
and the other one says
"HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Some of those are funny.

Sure.

but some seem kinda... interesting... xD

anyways, these are facts, and im into insects so i study them...(its not fake)

*The Queen termite can live up to 50 years and have 30,000 children every day

Here are some ant ones:

Ants don't sleep.

When the only queen ant dies, so does the entire colony, because no new workers are born.

The study of ants is called Myrmecology.

For every human in the world there are one million ants.

The brain of an ant has about 250,000 brain cells.

The sense of smell of an ant is just as good as a dog's is.

Ants can lift an object up to fifty times their body-weight and carry it over their heads. They don't do this with their feet, but with their mouths.

and some spider ones:

Fried spiders taste like nuts.

The largest spider ever was the Megarachne which had a diameter of 50 cm. The fossil was found in Argentina.

The bite from a black widow spider is not automatically fatal. In fact, less than 1% of all people bitten by this spider run the risk of dying, and most of them are saved with the use of antivenin.

The skeleton of a spider is located on the outside of the body.

Spiders usually have eight eyes, but still they cannot see that well.

There are about 34,000 species of spiders.

Spiders have claws at the ends of their legs.

Only the female black widow spider has a poisonous bite. The male spider's venom is not poisonous and it does not attack its prey.

Of the 35,000 species of spiders, only 27 species are known to have caused human fatalities.

and some other random insect facts:

Many insects can carry 50 times their own body weight.

If all the insects in the world were put on a scale, they would out weigh all creatures.

For more than 3,000 years, Carpenter ants have been used to close wounds in India, Asia and South America.

The longest insect is a walking stick that can reach a length of 33 centimeters.

The eggs of walking stick insects are among the largest in the insect world. Some eggs are more than eight millimeters long.

A scorpion can have up to 12 eyes.

A caterpillar grows roughly 27,000 (Wow, if i did that....) times its size when it first emerges as an egg.

Locusts can eat their own weight in food in a day. A person eats his own body weight in about half a year.

Monarch caterpillars shed their skin four times before they become a chrysalis, growing over 2700 times their original size.

The common garden worm has five pairs of hearts.

About 80% of the Earth’s animals are insects!

There is only one insect that can turn its head -- the praying mantis.

A flea can jump 130 times its own height.

The fiddler crab can grow a new claw when it loses one of its own.

The Jungle Nymph Stick is one of the heaviest insects. In Malaysia they are often kept by people who feed them guava leaves and use the droppings to make tea.

those aren't really jokes...

WOOO!!! TO THE MOON, FOLKS!

should we stop by Jupiter on the way? we are running a little low on gas, and Jupiter has lots of gas...

No we are on earth returning to GAW city to defend it from monsters(Use aLOT OF HUMOR ON THIS)

the monsters have 443356 eyes!! they're gonna see us!!!

Ahhh! it's the monster of bad breath!

*I set near a crazed grunt(Halo) in a cantina*
Grunt-The voices,there going to get me!*Grunt pics up doughnut*
Me-*I call police*We have an insane man here!
*Police arrive**He is captured*

*The monster of bad breath breths on me*

Aghhhhh!!!

*I throw mints at it*

The monster with the eyes looks at me. I pull out a grenade and kill it plus my 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 allies. I survive by burping the flames away from me.

Hey!
it is the cotton candy-a-nator!!!!!!
*Every one dives on it and starts eating it(It is made of cotton candy)*
mmmmm

*I eat cotton candy*

*After the monster is dovers I see the 500-liter soda monster*
Every one get your cups!
*We grab our cups and punch a hole in the monster then we start drinking the soda*

then we all barf and it becomes a new monster

MARBLE FLARGLE!